My passport picture.
We need to talk about this.
It is bad.
It was taken several years ago...like literally SEVEN years ago, and I remember I left inpatient treatment for the day on a special pass to get the pic taken and the forms filled out for my passport, as I was leaving for Brazil in a couple of months, and it needed to get done ASAP.
Did I mention that in this photo, I weigh more than I EVER have, aside from when I was pregnant? That El Treatment Centerio decided to get me to the mid to high end of my range, and that's okay, but it's just higher than I've ever been, and mega scary? And did I also mention that I wasn't sure what was kosher when you took a passport picture, and I didn't think it was okay to smile, that somehow looking like a serial killer was better? And did I mention that I was probably just having an off, really un-photogenic day?
You mean you still think I look like a terrorist, that's going to get on the plane and bomb everybody?
Seriously, if I ever look like this again, with that evil look and those pursed lips, it literally does mean I'm about to kill you, or somebody. Holy hell, I'm not even sure I can replicate that Look of Death, nor do I want to!
I'm not a terrorist. I'm not a gangster, pulling some scary initiation rite to get into the gang. I'm just an un-photogenic gal, trying to get to Mexico. Do you think they'll even let me on the plane?!
...And yes. Apparently my 1000th post is going to be about my ugly passport picture. Dang! I've been planning on doing something cool for my 1000th, and I post an ugly picture of me instead? AAaahhhhh I suck! Well, happy 1000 everybody! Here's to 1000 more. :)