Before you go further, you MUST read -->this<-- post. (Don't worry, it's very short.)
The Lick Clique. I wanted to be a part of it.
I saw Roberta (Bobbi) and Harriet (Hairy) grooming each other
and, I was jealous...
I went right up to Hairy, I stuck out my tongue,
I gave her two nice, wet, and hearty licks, right on top of her head.
She tasted furry.
And a little, like, musty? (Not to be confused with MUSKY.)
Brandon almost puked.
(And still refuses to kiss me.)
Yeah, I went there.