Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Is this a joke?

Trying to squat over this thing made my thighs burn like fury, and I nearly toppled into the fetus sized potty. 
Not one of my finer moments!
Weird.  Agreed?




20 comments:

Chloé said...

i stumbled across your blog last week, and was so touched by your story. plus i think you are super bad ass. i really hope you get feeling better! you are in my thoughts!

Katherine said...

brie, sweet beautiful love, what the hell are you doing?! i thought i told you to lay off the crack...;-)

brie said...

Katherine, you totally had me cackling my arse off!! ;)

Krista said...

Where are you? The nursery bathroom at church? That must be how Buddy the Elf feels.

brie said...

krista, i was in the family bathroom at southtowne mall. icky icky bo bicky!

licketysplit said...

This is SO awesome, and hilarious! And, I love Krista's comment!

bananas said...

Haha, you are so silly!! I can't believe you had someone take this picture and then you posted it on your blog! Never know what to expect with my Brie! :) OK, I forgive you for not replying to my email today then.

brie said...

bananas, i at least kept a little dignity and did not ask a perfect stranger to take this pic. i made whit do it!

bananas said...

Oh, and that squatting probably counts as exercise! Haha.

Courtney said...

I think this should be your new profile pic on every social networking site out there (blogger, facebook, twitter, goodreads...). You crack me up! Seriously, how you manage to come up with pictures like this is beyond me. Thanks for the good laugh.

Heather said...

This totally made me snort... and reminds me that I noticed during my adventures to Utah that the public toilets are really short compared to the ones in California. Does anyone know why this is? I mean, I didn't see a slew of little folk while I was there...

Alexandra Rising said...

That looks like the bathroom at my school in NY.
You are secretly in NY and did not tell me and you know it!
*pout*

[You are cute]

t. said...

that is awesome!

Kerri said...

Wow Brie, I knew you were tall but seriously... :P

Those toilets grossed me out when my son was toilet training- he always wanted to use them because he didn't need a kid seat and he thought they were brilliant. Public toilets are ewwy though, so I was really glad I had a boy and I didn't have to worry (often) about layering the seat in paper. haha

Kara said...

Reminds me of the toilets in Europe - only they don't have rims.

So funny, Brie. So funny.

brie said...

so, yeah, the whole thing was really weird and grody. just looking at the picture triggers (peew! peew!) my barely there bathroom ocd. blargh!

tawny said...

Ohhhhhhh seriously noooooooo!!

triggered.

love ya.

Suzi Q said...

LOL! That is funny. It looks about my size (I'm only 5'1, ok not quite 5'1).

tracy said...

South Towne Mall....hee. "Memories......"

Organic Meatbag said...

ha! Are you sure that's not a spitoon??