Sunday, January 24, 2010

I'm Obnoxious!

Today at church, a six-year-old boy approached me. And this is what he said:

“That tube (pointing at my face) is really freakin’ me out.”

I laughed, pretending like I thought he was adorable. He was not. Seriously he wasn’t.

Observe this video clip: (only 25 seconds, I promise)
Nemo = Brie
Nemo’s itty bitty retarded fin = Brie’s tube
Yellow and purple fish = Obnoxious Six Year Old in church today

Oh don’t worry I SWEAR this clip was the first thing I thought of after such an oh so unpleasant encounter. At any rate I laughed it off, because punching a small kid I think is like a crime.


allegri said...

Go or being the "bigger" person! I loooooooooove that clip! Haha. I hope your trials with ignorant jerks ends soon!

Kara said...

Oh I understand, sometimes I want to punch the kids at my work sooooooooooo much but you just CAN'T do that - even if they are jerks and making fun of you. I propose that everyone is fair game.

Maeve said...

I'm sorry that you had to deal with such an obnoxious kid, but I am glad that you reminded me how much I love finding Nemo!

I hope that you can be free of the tube soon!

Cammy said...

Were this little gem's parents around, what did they say? Love that clip! Glad you can keep your sense of humor about it, hope your week gets off to a great start my dear.

Kerri said...

What a little snot. Wat did his parents say to him?? If my son said a word to anyone I would be so humiliated. That said, you can't control them anyway... /sigh.

We're not robots. said...

so im way jealous about the three hour old poopie.
We are working on it at our house. Any pointers?
and Kids are dumb.
Nemo and his retarded fin rule!

brie said...

haha little kids are just silly. and nope, his parents weren't around - i teach him in primary!

(oh the joy...)

Brooke said...

That's why I don't like kids unless they are blood related. Most of them are all just ugly or stupid like that! You should have told him that he was "freakin' you out and he had a booger hangin' out of his nose... ha ha..I am so mean today :)

Alexandra Rising said...

I think your tube is a fabulous accessory, but the kind you will be psyched to get rid of.
That kid is just jealous cause he doesnt have tube-bling.

Cassidy said...

But maybe instead of Nemos fin the tube can be like Pearl's short tenticle, and you're just so fabulous that everyone who matters/ has a single tactful cell in their body doesn't give a shit

t. said...

ah, the whole "i don't yet have a filter between my brain and my mouth" dealio.

i remember when my son was littler and we'd just finished a large dinner. the conversation went like this:

him: mom, are you going to have a baby?
me: no.
him: really? cause you look like you're going to have a baby.
me: it was a big meal, okay? STFU! and you're grounded. like, FOREVER!

ok, i made up that last part. but maybe that's what i wanted to say.

Suzi Q said...

I love Nemo! Sorry the kid was bratty!

Arielle Bair (Becker) said...

LOL I love your sense of humor. And it's cool to be like Nemo. ;)

Katannah said...

It's only a crime if you're caught.