Dear Bobbi,Just droppin’ a line to ask you to do me a solid and not, like, do another solid unless it is, like, within the confines of your litterbox.
Cade is so not happy with his sheet situation right now.
I know the conditions are not ideal. I know you wish Daddy would change your litter, and you think Hairy takes too long in there, and hell, I’d hate having to tiptoe around in all my old and spongy poopies, too.
BUT YOU’RE A CAT.
So tough shit. (Pun absoresolutely intended!)
Love,
Mommy
16 comments:
Brandon always has to clean the box?!
bananas, would it surprise you to know at all that i'm allergic to litter? ;) cuz it shouldn't!
Can I steal that excuse too? JK!
Timothy just got me a new kitty for an early Christmas gift. He said he'd get me one if I changed the cat litter every day. Bwahahaha! I'd rather pick up dog poo than have to change the litter box. I'm trying to think of a way to bribe him to clean it instead. But I have to think of a good excuse. Any suggestions?
My cat doesn't use the litter box. She can't...She's stupid. But she's my kitty and I love her.
Hilarious post!
Ah, cats. Creatures put on Earth just to remind humans that we can't, in fact, control everything.
Julia you made me cackle. Amy...why doesn't your cat use it? I thought it was, like, instinctual or something for them to use it...
I have a pug. He is litter box trained (yes a dog that uses a litter box, lol) but he HATES to try and poo in it. Also, he doesn't seem to realize if he just tells me he needs to go, I will take him out! He can tell me lots of other things, like when he needs water, food or wants up on my bed with me-- but the important stuff?? no of course not. So he is continually poo'ing in the house. But, he is a rescue from a bad home, so while we tried to work on it, we may be stuck with such behaviour. Animals! lol
I assumed all this time that you spelled his name "Harry" Wow was I wrong.
Amber! What blasphemy! Hairy is a GIRL. Her name can't be spelled HARRY. Plus, isn't it obvious? She's got more fur than that one dude's hairy back on this past season of Biggest Loser! (But I still love ya sis!)
But when you say Hairy it makes me think of something oh not so pleasant.
Yeah, Amber, I think of HAIRY BUSH. That "not so pleasant" for ya? Haha. It was good to see you yesterday. Me and Cade miss yoU!
LOL!
I love how my cat manages to look both pissed off and haughty at the same time. She's such a pain but OMG I LOVE HER!! ;)
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