Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Just a few things, bulleted for your viewing convenience:

· She’s got a little time on her hands, obviously. And by she I mean me. I’ve been googling myself for over an hour, and wow. Found a loooot of information out there that I didn’t even know was there about yours truly. Old modeling photos, lotsa Blogxygen randomness, pregorexia stuff, you name it. I’m practically a D-lister. But strangely Girlfriend ain’t flattered. Just creepered out.

· Hell Night begins tonight: putting Cade to bed by 9 pm. The child needs less sleep than ME and I swear on my very valuable life that I’m not lying. But we must BE STRONG and show him whose boss. (Daddy’s the boss; Mommy’s going to bed cuz she has to wake up early and be an adult and go to work – have fun Loser Daddy!) And I know he’s going to keep running out of his room crying and Husband’ll be like OH CHILD NO and he’ll put him back and I’m sure they’ll fight back and forth for quite awhile like this…which is why Big B and I have already dubbed the name Hell Night. Have fun honey and don’t forget to keep your temper in check while I’m slumbering in Benzo Land!
· Hope ya’ll are having a good that one holiday where you’re supposed to wear green. Brandon is so tickled when it’s either St Patty’s Day or April Fools’, because in Breezy’s flusterated brain, they are entirely interchangeable. I’ll pinch you on April Fools’ if you aren’t wearing green so WATCH OUT and when people get all snippity about it I’m like totally bewildered because I don’t get why they’re bugged I mean TAKE A JOKE LOSER. And yesterday at Buckle the saleslady was trying to get me to buy a green shirt for today and I was like Why? So no one will play a practical joke on me? Is April Fools’ an Irish holiday too? What’s 2+2? I…need…help…
· Strawberries are full of Ellagic Acid. So, you know, YOU KNOW.
· I really really really triple dog REALLY want this shirt. I bahaha every time I see it.

· Thinking of incorporating blog posts into my book. What thinkest thou?
· LO♥EST YOU!

12 comments:

Lou Lou said...

i think thats an amazing idea, your blog is so cool and amazing. x

eden said...

do it. i've thoroughly enjoyed many of your posts. (:

allegri said...

Praying for you babes.

Do it! I will be in stores for the midnight premier of your book hitting the market!

Devon said...

I sayeth yes.

I also am sending Big B some serious vibages... Hell hath no fury like an angry/tired toddler.

Best of luck.

Heather Lindquist said...

Reminds me of a childhood friend of mine. The parents actually had one of those slider locks placed on the outside of her door (way up high) so she couldn't come out of her room during her nap time or at night time. LOL. Now days, I bet that would be considered abuse...but hey....the parents got the sleep they needed! : ) Good luck big b!

Eating Alone said...

I like the shirt!

And THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT!! One is leprechauns the other is just jokes.

Penny said...

As someone who lives above you, I feel sorry for lil C. He has already started crying. I wish that kids knew how much it hurts parents to do the right thing!
I am kind of intrigued that you could google yourself for so long. I think maybe I have one reference to me so maybe its creepy but maybe its kind of cool too. I mean to be famous!

Keely said...

I would have totally gotten that ellagic acid question wrong. I had no clue what she was talking about. And I was with sherry with the flax seed... Show's how much I know.

And I LOVED it when Bob found out they lost the challenge and was pissed about the five pound advantage and was like "THANKS CURTIS STONE!"

ha ha ha!

Kara said...

Shirt = Awesomeness

I'll cross my fingers that you will be able to get some rest tonight despite the oncoming civil war with B and C.

PS - And yes, I think incorporating some posts into your book is a great idea.

now.is.now said...

Haha, I love the shirt!!!

Hope Hell Night went okay!!!

Cammy said...

Ellagic acid is cool. Btw it's extra good for smokers and chemo patients (I hope you are never either one of those!). It keeps carcinogens from sticking to your cells and screwing your DNA up. We want happy DNA. Not that eating strawberries makes cigarettes ok, of course.

Heather Lindquist said...

So, how'd hell night go?