And by she I mean me. I’ve been googling myself for over an hour, and wow. Found a loooot of information out there that I didn’t even know was there about yours truly. Old modeling photos, lotsa Blogxygen randomness, pregorexia stuff, you name it. I’m practically a D-lister. But strangely Girlfriend ain’t flattered. Just creepered out.
· Hell Night begins tonight: putting Cade to bed by 9 pm. The child needs less sleep than ME and I swear on my very valuable life that I’m not lying. But we must BE STRONG and show him whose boss. (Daddy’s the boss; Mommy’s going to bed cuz she has to wake up early and be an adult and go to work – have fun Loser Daddy!) And I know he’s going to keep running out of his room crying and Husband’ll be like OH CHILD NO and he’ll put him back and I’m sure they’ll fight back and forth for quite awhile like this…which is why Big B and I have already dubbed the name Hell Night. Have fun honey and don’t forget to keep your temper in check while I’m slumbering in Benzo Land!
· Hope ya’ll are having a good that one holiday where you’re supposed to wear green. Brandon is so tickled when it’s either St Patty’s Day or April Fools’, because in Breezy’s flusterated brain, they are entirely interchangeable. I’ll pinch you on April Fools’ if you aren’t wearing green so WATCH OUT and when people get all snippity about it I’m like totally bewildered because I don’t get why they’re bugged I mean TAKE A JOKE LOSER. And yesterday at Buckle the saleslady was trying to get me to buy a green shirt for today and I was like Why? So no one will play a practical joke on me? Is April Fools’ an Irish holiday too? What’s 2+2? I…need…help…
· Strawberries are full of Ellagic Acid. So, you know, YOU KNOW.
· I really really really triple dog REALLY want this shirt. I bahaha every time I see it.
· LO♥EST YOU!