At least not that I know of.
Brie: Ooooh! Cute watch!
Irresponsible Brie: I…maybe…could…buy…it…
Shopping Addicted Brie: Maybe could buy it? YOU WILL BUY IT.
Shopping Addiction Brie: Shutup, SLUT.
Irresponsible Brie: Can you get away with purchasing this watch? Because if you can, then DO IT.
Shopping Addicted Brie: I bet if you buy this watch you’ll look skinnier.
Brie: I LIKE BEING SKINNY.
Irresponsible Brie: Just try it on…
Shopping Addicted Brie: Yes, yes my pretty, just try it on…then LOVE IT AND BUY IT.
Brie: I can feel myself growing weaker.
Irresponsible Brie: Are you okay? Cuz look, I want the watch, but I’m not going to like crap all over your life if you don’t get it.
Shopping Addicted Brie: Life ruiner, SHHHH!
Brie: [Whimpers.] I’m a life ruiner. I don’t wanna be a life ruiner! Life ruiners don’t buy watches!
Shopping Addicted Brie: That watch is SPIRTICHAL. It has jewels and swirlies and awesomeness all over it. What is wrong with you? BUY IT!!
Brie: I am strong. I can walk away. I have no money. Brandon will KILL ME if I buy it.
Irresponsible Brie: But look – maybe you could be buried with it on, then?
Brie: Hmm. Well--
Shopping Addicted Brie: You want me to call you fat? Cuz I WILL if you walk away from that Betsey Amazingness.
Shopping Addicted Brie: You’re walking away from a killer watch you killer LOSER.
Brie: Love all of you NOW SHUTUP!
I did it! I walked away. Only I’m not sure how I feel about it…clearly, I’m 1/3 okay with it and 2/3 crazy, which equals a 3/3 odd as hell post from Breezy! Math is DA BOMB.
[Pictured today, with a Betsey Johnson watch – though not the one in question…]