Nothing chews up and spits out (then takes a dump on) your self-esteem more than the phenomenon knows are “RUBBERBANDING YOUR PANTS.” Yes, ‘tis true. One pair of work pants suffocates Baby when I button them, and thus they remain unzipped and unbuttoned, only held together with a rubber-band. Sadness.
I thought about taking a picture and posting it but that would strip me of the little dignity I’m clinging to. Sorry. A mental picture is all you get.
I’m going to go buy some maternity pants now.