So I just went to check how many steps I’ve walked so far on my pedometer, only to find it isn’t there. I lost it. Seriously, guys. I didn’t “lose” it; I really did lose it.
You could tell them that the baby kicked and the rubber band snapped and shot the counter across the room and almost put out someone's eye. So you didn't want to risk it anymore and got rid of it.
I had a first grader toting one of those things around on his pants. He kept showing it to everyone. I told him he had to put it in his cubby cuz it was distracting everyone. He said, ever so innocently, "I can't. My doctor said I have to wear it." LIAR! I had a good laugh over that one!
Mom, wife, reader, writer, and napper extrordanaire. I think Ed sucks and life rocks. If you read my blog, you will find a fruitful abundance of evidentiary support regarding my neatness factor. It's pretty intense.
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Sign from God, perhaps? :)
You could tell them that the baby kicked and the rubber band snapped and shot the counter across the room and almost put out someone's eye. So you didn't want to risk it anymore and got rid of it.
this is the best news i've heard all day.
You didn't need that ridiculous thing anyway! I am with Rachel, that's good news. =)
I had a first grader toting one of those things around on his pants. He kept showing it to everyone. I told him he had to put it in his cubby cuz it was distracting everyone. He said, ever so innocently, "I can't. My doctor said I have to wear it." LIAR! I had a good laugh over that one!
damn. i found it.
BUT
i'm getting a note from my therapist today or tomorrow.
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