Tuesday, December 2, 2008

"Teddy Boy"

RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes/Windows Media Player/ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.
5. Put this on your journal or blog or whatevs.

.1) If someone says, "Is this okay?" you say:
"Candy" (Hmmm)
2) How would you describe yourself?"The Background" (Wow. So telling.)
3) What do you like in a girl/guy? "they do, they don’t" (do or don’t do what, pray tell? i hope it isn't some secret dirty business.)
4) How do you feel today?"I don’t wanna know” (so true. Denial rules.)
5) What is your life's purpose?"Time to Waste” (haha I’m such a lazy slut!)
6) What is your motto?"Still Alive” (Wow. It sure is my motto today for sure.)
7) What do you friends think of you?"The Velvet Glove.” (you know, I get called that ALL.THE.TIME.)
8) What do you think of your parents?"Letting Go” (ohsoapt. Apparently I have an attachment disorder to mi madre.)
9) What do you think about very often?"sugar, we’re going down.” (oh, that was poetic. yesssss)10) What is 2+2? "the end” (well it’s at least the end of my math education for sure, haha. That’s pretty much the extent of my math abilities anyway.)
11) What do you think of your best friend?"Clavicle” (Okay, well. My W sure DOES have a damn fine clavicle!)
12) What do you think of the person you like?"joy to the world.” (oh what a for special moment! My hubster certainly brings joy to MY world.)
13) What is your life story?
"perhaps, perhaps, perhaps” (Strangely . . . true. So many perhaps’s, so many what could have beens, lalalalala . . . )
14) What do you want to be when you grow up?"time on your hands.” Geez. This survey is making me seem like a lazy a-hole. Although, I’m cool with that.
15) What do you think of when you see the person you like? “cuff link.” Of course. Makes PERFECT sense.
16) What will you dance to at your wedding?" "gently raise the sacred strain.” Gross. And NO we didn’t dance to that at the wedding. Why does this seem hella dirty to me?!
17) What will they play at your funeral?“laughing” this one kinda makes me sad, but it’s appropriate. I like to laugh, and I like to make other people laugh. Just don’t laugh at me cuz I’m dead. That would sting.
18) What is your hobby/interest?“hello goodbye” wow this is perfect. Remember my recent post about being passionate about something then dropping it? Eerily true, loves it!
19) What is your biggest fear? “the other way” I’m thinking this is deep.
20) What is your biggest secret?"fallen stars forgotten.” (lame. I need to get some new songs on the ipod!)
21) What do you think of your friends?"Martha my dear” (this would make sense if I actually had a friend name Martha. Any secret readers out there with that name?)
22) What song would you play during your first kiss?"you’re my best friend." (Wait, what? Creepy. I don’t swing that way.)
23) What will you post this as?"teddy boy”

3 comments:

satisfiction said...

You should totally start signing your posts as "The Velvet Glove."

Well, your post made me laugh, and now it's time to post the questions on my blog.

H said...

I so would love to do this, but have no time whatsoever. I'm on the phone with CPS and the cops and the mother and the detective, and everyone else I DON"T want to be talking to who suck up all my energy. BUT....this sounds like fun, and I really could use some fun right now.

jana bananas said...

I was bored at work today and avoiding my work email (big surprise!) and decided to do this and was surprised at how fun it was, and how creepy accurate some of the song titles were to the question. That's just weird.

You rock my socks.