Thursday, April 30, 2009

Let’s Steal My Pathetic Thunder, Shall We?

I need to write another post for no other reason than to get the one I wrote last night not at the top of my page; less viewable, if you will.

Blargh I always end up feeling like a freaksicle when I post moaning and groaning, because the one thing in the world I truly loathe is pity. And I don’t think any of you pity me, (please no!) probably you just feel sorry for me, which is totally warranted, cuz let’s face it my life is kind of lame right now. And, if any of you are frustrated with me, I'm sorry for that too. I know I can wear on people. :/

But my life is not ALL lame. I’ve got the most amazing, patient, kind-hearted, hard-working, super cute hubby ever. I have a darlin’ little toddler that keeps me going every day. I’ve got a wicked best friend that I’m lucky enough to live with, so that we can tease Husband about our lezzy loverness. Which is only fiction, except for that one time a pic was snapped of us feeling each other’s boobies.

But only out of fun.

I should post it sometime, no kidding! (NO I’M NOT GAY. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’m just saying.) I’ve got five amazingly supportive sissy’s, funny as hell brothers who I’d DEFINITELY want on my side in a bar-fight, a super-human mother, a sweet pops; everything. So, despite all this, I am a lucky girl.

Okay. So, to “steal the thunder,” that rumbling, all-encompassing, POS storm of fury from my last entry, I’m going to post some pics that I yoinked from Keely’s blog (thanks Keely!) that had me ‘a cackling. Nothing like a nice fun post after a dour entry like the last to cheer the soul.

So, first: A pic of me looking happy. I look happy, right? Right? Guys, I’m trying so hard!

And now, the thunda stealing. Squeal laugh delight I love these!

Hope you got a laugh out of these, and were not traumatized by, like, the humping dogs.
(Rachel, I especially thought of you when posting these. I know you luuuuurve looking at smutty pics like this! Hahaha no really if you're traumatized I'll pay your next therapy bill.)
Have a good day!


Pattie Cordova said...

LOL... it's was almost like playing "where's waldo"...

BTW... it's not pity, it's empathy. :-)

jana bananas said...

I am sorry if my comment on your other post was jerky. It's not that I'm frustrated AT you, I'm frustrated WITH you -- as in, you're frustrated with things and I share your frustration. Wait, does that make sense? I don't want you to misunderstand.

Those pictures are AWESOME. Oh my god -- classic.

I see you TOMORROW. I can't believe it!

Krystle said...

ROFL! These are hilarious!!!!

Keely said...

You can copy pics anytime. :) I definitely don't pity you. I just want to help. Everyone needs a little help sometimes.

Telstaar said...

I understand loathing pity... its incapacitating in a way! I don't think its wrong necessarily but when you're on the receiving end, I don't know, to me it just feels incapacitating. Just a thought based on what you said not a lecture, more me writing as I think :) ponder even!

Yep, your life IS sucky! But life can be sucky AND good at the same time, they CAN coexist and that's okay, simply because yr one way one minute doesn't mean you won't be another way in another minute, I think its pretty cool to be allowed to do that :).

I'm just glad that cause life IS sucky right now that you DO have a cool hubby, lil C, family and friends! You need them and Brie, we need you! That isn't a pressure statement, just true.

love and hugs
Telly xo

tawny said...

oh my gosh I am L A U G H I N G so dang hard!!

thanks for making my day, those pics were HI-larious, I couldn't wait to get to the next one to see what it would divulge...seriously.

HAd mucho fun at the park today, I was sooooooooo excited when I heard about your new work schedule!! MORe sista time yay and here we come pools baby!!

feel better and take care!! xoxo

Reagan said...

I just discovered the site with all of these pictures this week:

So awesome!!!

McIntyre Family said...

I'm glad you're feeling better Brie. Cute hair!
Those photos are hillarious...the wedding one was my fav....did the photographer like not notice??

Katherine said...

oh my gosh! you totally just made my been in a kinda blah mood this afternoon and that just completely washed it away. thanks love! and by the way, i think you and whit make beautiful lezzy lovers but i do get jealous that she gets to feel your amazing rack every day, not gonna lie. love you!

kristin said...

Brie, I hope that you start to feel better soon. Thanks for the smile with the pictures. Hang in there. I love you lots. You're in my thoughts and prayers.

Krista said...

Those pics are great! You should also check out It has some pretty fun schtuff!

Laura said...

what's with the woman with her hands in her pants?

thanks for the laughs

lisalisa said...

these pictures are so funny- especially the second one. Why would you do that in public? And the wedding couple- makes me wonder if they knew they were exchanging their vows on a nasty topless beach! LOL!

Brooke said...

Ahhh...Im happy for you trying to be happy! You are so great that way. Pull yourself up when your down. Oh the admiration I have for you.

On a lighter note, dude, the first pic takes the cake. That lady is a real, full-on, trailer-park white-trash, crotch-pickin' monkey! Seriously...who does that???

Misty said...

Brooke! Watch your language! OMG! That was the funniest picture I have ever seen though. It just made my whole, maybe my whole weekend!