Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Cat Porn

Today I was reminded why I am a crazy cat lady. A catophile, if you will. Because cats cheer me up. Especially my overweight lover, Bobbi. I snapped these gems and had myself a good roar:

Wtf? Seriously,wtf?! Is having fat in all those places even possible? Do you all believe me now when I tell you that she is 27 lbs? These photos were not doctored in any way, I swearsies. This is the real deal. This is happening. And I love it!

[Lana, Bobbi wants to hump you. You should come over. Don't deny your urges any longer!]

20 comments:

kristin said...

That's one big, but very cute kitty! :)

love, kristin

Courtney said...

You just totally made my day. Man I wish I could learn to lounge around and relax like that! Maybe our animals do know a thing or two about living w/out anxiety.

Emily said...

Damn, your cat's huge. But very, very cute at the same time!

alana.rachelle said...

seriously, that cat would rape me if i ever turned my back on it. and it's far too large for me to have any hope of fighting it off! but i love you brie- i love you enough that i will risk my virtue to come see you from time to time. and brandon wonders why i'm not always at your house?! this is why! haha i'm totally jk! :) oh bobert!

brie said...

Did you really just call my cat Bobert? That's the most amazing thing I've freaking ever heard!

You make the Bobert horny.

KC Elaine said...

ROFL he's almost 4x my cat. that's an adorable picture.

jana bananas said...

Holy bejesus...that is the biggest cat I've ever seen.

Steph said...

Oh gosh, haha. My cat is 17 lbs but looks just as fat! He sits like that all the time as well. Maybe it's comfortable for them?
I know it's not healthy for cats to be so big, but I personally love it when they're fatter. :)

Abby said...

Brie, that is one very awesome cat indeed. I'd generally rather have dogs than cats, but Bobbi's pictures are enough to persuade me that cats are every bit as adorable as dogs are. Betsy wouldn't want to hear me say that, though! Poor Bets--she loathes cats. And I'm pretty sure Bobbi could beat up Betsy, which wouldn't exactly make Betsy any fonder of the neighborhood kitties....

Krista said...

I'm ready to trade my dog for a cat now!

KC Elaine said...

my coworkers are impressed ;)

Jordan and Amy said...

It's funny that someone with an eating disorder would have a cat that fat! Do you like slip him your dinner under the table or what? JUST KIDDING!
So was he just hangin out like that or did you place him in that miserable position while you snapped some pics?

brie said...

Ames, Bobert totally positioned herself that way. I happened upon her in the hallway and sprinted to my camera before she moved. Seriously, wtf? What cat sits up like that like a human, all propped up? It was amazing!

Brett said...

i like to call your cat BLOBBY!

By the way, i can never remember if Blobby is male or female?? i think it's a girl but looks like a boy cat, so i can never remember??

oh well.

brie said...

What do you mean she doesn't look like a girl? She's very feminine looking, for real. She's got big boobs (actually 6 of them...)- that counts for something, right?

Penny said...

All right, Brett and Brie, you made me laugh out loud. I loved that nick name you gave Bobbi. Blobby. And Brie your sense of humor is down right all right disgusting!! Keep it going as i need to laugh more.

emily said...

Maybe the position makes it easier to breathe, you know since her lungs are being crushed by her furry, husky, self.

Yes, I think I just typed the word husky. HA!

brie said...

Husky is now my new favorite word.

brie said...

This is practically porn. I LOVE IT!!

Heather said...

Oh my living hell! I've honestly never seen such an obese cat! My friend has an extremely fat cat as well, but he doesn't even come CLOSE to Bobbi. Yowza!