Cade is lying on his changing table, and I am changing his diaper. I have a wipe, and am cleaning his, you know, private area. Cade then points to his manhood and says,
Mama, touchin’ my peeps...RIGHT THERE!!
And then, to make his point, he enthusiastically jabbed at his junk.I laughed, put on his diaper, and he scampered off to play.
5 minutes later
I’m on the sofa, watching TV, and Cade’s playing with his trucks. He seemed to be in his own world, talking to himself, and I love to watch him in those moments when he is in a far off place, as he is just beginning to imagine how very cool and mysterious life can be. But then he started to say, just as he had a few minutes prior, Mama’s touchin’ my peeps, Mama’s touchin’ my peeps, Mama touchin’ my peeps!
I hope a case worker from DCFS doesn’t overhear him, or I may go to jail.