Well folks, the results of the poll are in, and they are as follows:
If you were to go by one of these names for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
Chicken ‘n Pickles – 5%
TinRoofSugar – 17%
Munchie – 18%
Shadow Slayer – 22%
Wow. Seriously, do a bunch of sci fi enthusiasts or Trekkies read my blog? Who would really want to be known as Shadow Slayer? I was super duper surprised this won the majority of votes. My vote was for TinRoofSugar, which will be my stripper name when slash if The Husband ever lets me swing on a pole. How can you go wrong by combining your favorite ice cream and cookie to make a slutty name? My sister has a neighbor who believes in letting her children name themselves, which is what inspired this poll. Apparently her oldest goes by Shadow, while her younger child so aptly named himself Munchie. Poor kids. And, this is not a joke, though my sissy M is known to embellish things, like, a loooot, but she swears this is true.
So, random thought: I totally heard Tub Thumping by Chumba Wumba on the radio this morning as I was driving to work. That song came out when I was like 12 or something. It’s an oldie, but DEF a goodie! Who doesn’t love to hear about someone who gets knocked down (by being ridiculously inebriated) and gets back up again for more? I remember before I actually knew what pissing meant in England, I really just thought the poor dude had incontinence problems. Ah, the innocence of youth…
I am in the depths of despair right now. I just tried to multiply .26 by 22.5 and then times that all by 2, and I was all proud, because it was so hard, and I thought I did it, but then I checked my math with a calcy and I was off. What is wrong with me? Isn't that like 2nd grade math? Seriously wtf?
Well, this is a weird nothing post. I feel depleted though, from my last superlongnovel I wrote about my trip and interview, so I have nothing else to say, and you’re probably pretty tired of hearing it. So ciao, LOVE YOU, and have a good weekend!
What's your stripper name?
My name is TinRoofSugar and I approved this message.