Am I actually admitting this?
We all say weird crap to our pets, right? Stuff that we'd be mildly horrified if acquaintances or co-workers heard us say? Not quite sure I realized this until just now, as I was lovin' on Hairy. I swear, this is exactly what I said:
Ohhhhhh HAIRY. Oh precious PRECIOUS princess! It's SO HARD bein so STINKIN PERFECT. I want to EAT YOU. I do. I want to EAT YOUR PRECIOUS PRECIOUS INNARDS. I know. I know, I KNOW, OH I KNOW. I know how hard it is to be SO SPECIAL. It's so hard being you, Hairy. SO HARD. Mama's here. MAMA LOVES YOU, OH, HOW SHE LOVES YOU. You tender tender PRECIOUS baby lover.
I seriously think I just made Hairy cry. We totally had A Moment. I'm so tender with her. What would she do with out me? I mean, I'm so validating and understanding. And, obviously, she is so PRECIOUS in return. We make quite a pair!