Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Weird Convo Today

Please. Someone, anyone. Translate this:

Disgruntled ex-employee of my current employer: The shit is gonna hit the fan. HARD. And then I’m gonna dig it. With a SHOVEL. And then I’m gonna EAT IT. The SHIT. Eat it! Are you?

Me: ?

Disgrutled ex-employee: WELL…?

Me:
:(

I now have to testify in court if it comes to it. Looooooong story. I'm scared!

11 comments:

Devon said...

Eeeep that's no good at all!

Know what is good though? Us playing soon - when shall we?

jana said...

Uhhh, freaky!

heather said...

What was the person so mad about? Can you share?

dan and emily said...

huh? dig it with a shovel? if it hits the fan shouldn't it be splattered on the wall for all to see? isn't that the visual behind the saying? the dirty laundry will be aired in public idea?
translation: even if this person has legit grievance, they are creepy and don't understand how fans and/or english work.

KC Elaine said...

no can translate. court? what?

Emily said...

Sorry, can't translate. And why do you have to go to court if it comes down to it?

Melanie said...

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The Cheese said...

Sorry for the lack of explanation, folks. I can't go into detail, but basically this employee was fired for what she thinks unfair reasons. She's trying to sue our company, and she came into work yesterday and was kind of harassing me. She's stark raving crazy, hence the shit conversation - made no sense! Why would anyone wanna dig shit then eat it? Beats me.

Anyway, I had to write a record of our conversation - it was verrrrry long, and verrrrrry weird, and if the case doesn't settle and goes to court, I may have to testify of the things she said to me. It was scary, though, because she was carrying a concealed weapon! ...But she told me the only "weapon" she was going to use on me was her mind. WEIRD.

jana said...

Psycho!

aLana said...

dude that's way weird. apparently psychos come into bff's lives around the same times, huh? i'm glad her mind weapon wasn't too detrimental.

aLana said...

ps... maybe we can go to court together. i've been summoned for not showing up for jury duty, even though i called the little emergency number and was contagious with strep. lame-O!