Friday, February 12, 2010

Dirty Money

Every week, I have to write my sister a check for her nanny services while I go to work.

I don’t like writing checks. Giving up money isn’t fun.
...But you know what makes it more fun? Writing dirty reasons I’m writing the check on the “for” line.

Some all-time goodies:

For:
The boob job fund
Buzzin’ bees
Lube
A lap dance
Super jumbos – or a more conspicuous (but still always classic)
TAMPONS
Adult films
Smutty magazines
Flavored condoms

Any money is better than no money, even if it’s dirty money…right?
You might agree, but Amber sure doesn't!  (She says, cheerfully.)

25 comments:

B R I T N E Y said...

I just wrote a check today and am so so sad I didn't read this first - the girl would have loved it!!!

Oh well, there is always next time...

:)

Cammy said...

LMAO now I almost want an excuse to write my brother a check, just so I can embarrass him.

Laur said...

HA HA!

Lou Lou said...

aaaaahahahahhahahahah

Kara said...

LOL! I'm inspired, I might have to starting doing this myself! (Evil Grin)

Kara said...

PS - I DARE you to do some "dirty money" on your next tithing check, haha.

Ruby Converse and Curls said...

You madam, are a genius. I never thought the day would come that I'd be excited to give away money... The next time I write my therapist a check, I'm going to give her something to really worry about. ;)

Rachael*

Alexandra Rising said...

Your poor sister, ahaha.
I'm glad my employer doesn't do that! I'd be all *blush blush* at the bank.

Jess2Impress said...

I haven't laughed so hard all day... I am so going to start doing this to people!!!

Krista said...

I love it cause I do the same thing to my sister who watched my kid. My favorites are:

Brazilian Wax
Sensual Massage
and Topless House Cleaning

Kerri said...

Oh I am definitely going to be doing this the next time I write a cheque. Brilliant Brie! hehehe.

brie said...

krista, thanks for the ideas, i'm totes going to use them!

now.is.now said...

HAHA!!!! LMAO!!!!!

dietcokefiend2 said...

you are freaking hilarious!

Amber said...

I thank you and my bank teller thanks you. I swear he waits for every other Friday to read my checks. I am sure it makes his day. I always hand it over trying not to make eye contact knowing he is daring me to so he can laugh at me. So . . you made a bank tellers day today, I am sure he is laughing somewhere right now.

Lisa, Danny, and Blake said...

That's awesome. I do that to my sister whenever I need to write her a check... my favorite is wet tshirt contest or big boob contest. I love it!

sprinkledwithcinnamon said...

Haha I LOVE YOU-that's beyond the valley of hilariousness!!!

lisalisa said...

this is so funny :)

t. said...

ahahahaha! this makes me wish i didn't use bank transfers to pay my mom every month!

malpaz said...

hahahhah this is TOO funny!!! i dont have a checkbook but i track wit onlinebanking and if i had to fill in the spaces for purchases it would be hilarious!

malpaz said...

hahahhah this is TOO funny!!! i dont have a checkbook but i track wit onlinebanking and if i had to fill in the spaces for purchases it would be hilarious!

malpaz said...

hahahhah this is TOO funny!!! i dont have a checkbook but i track wit onlinebanking and if i had to fill in the spaces for purchases it would be hilarious!

Cammy said...

By the way, Happy Valentine's Day my friend! <3

Suzi Q said...

Lol! That is a GREAT idea! PS-Totally a fan of you but your a Red Sox fan. :( Go Yanks!

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