Tuesday, September 1, 2009

I'd like some extra schmear, please


As a requisite for the first pre-natal appointment at the OB, I must endure a pap schmear today.
Bring sanitary wipies...check
Claw Brandon's hand...check
Prepare for a face 2 inches from my nether-regions...eh...check
Hey I'm kinda hungry for a bagel and schmear.
Anyone else?

9 comments:

Telstaar said...

Oh dear! This was gonna be the final thing before I (hopefully) went to sleep... now I think I might go hunt out some plane crashes or car accidents or kidnappings in the news or something!!! ewww on your behalf!!! Glad its you not me!!!! :D

Love ya Miss B!

zubeldia said...

lol, I hear you sista. I am the most modest person in the US (being from the UK and all), but there is nothing like pregnancy to put all this to the test. During the birth I remember saying - just as I got out the tub ready to push this little guy out with no pain meds - cover me up, PLEASE, I haven't lost all dignity and modesty!!

Let me know how it goes, if you get a chance.

Love Z

bananas said...

Ewwwwwwww, best wishes getting your cooter scraped.

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rachel ramsay said...

why must you do things like this too me?!!!

Alexandra Rising said...

This has nothing to do with the blog [although, I'm very sorry you had to endure the evil pap today]. I started to check my email and then gmail went down. So, I THINK I gather that I sent you the wrong email in response? I could only see the first few words in the sentence, Ill try again?
Gmail is not on my good list right now >:[

tawny said...

Oh gross.

btw, Cade didn't even cry a lick when you left. He is lovin' all the cousins!! He is so happy! I got the cutest pic of the 3 pack.

enjoy your appt, E X C I T I N G xoxo

tawny said...

Oh gross.

btw, Cade didn't even cry a lick when you left. He is lovin' all the cousins!! He is so happy! I got the cutest pic of the 3 pack.

enjoy your appt, E X C I T I N G xoxo

Arielle Lee Bair said...

Haha. Oh to be a woman. Good times. What we have to endure!