Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Squatting

My bloody hell. What was I doing at 11 pm last night?
Oh, just peeing in a dark corner of my backyard by the shed.

I want my plumbing back NOW, dammit.

16 comments:

Jenn said...

LOL! Brie, you crack me up. I hope you get plumbing soon!

Lisa said...

Nature woman! Rawr!

jana bananas said...

If I had any yard, I would go pee in it at night just to say "right on, sister!"

I hope you get plumbing very, very soon!

Jackie said...

Ha well you know who to call if you get caught...naked...in public, showing your sugar tits!!! Come hang out and watch trashy tv with me....pleeeeeeeeease.

xoxoxoxox

Emily said...

Where did you move to?? I want to come see!

kathy with a k said...

wow. you weren't kidding when you said little house on the prairie.

alana.rachelle said...

i hope your double wide gets hooked up to the neighbor's power lines soon!

Savannah said...

Hilarious...I just about peed myself on that one. I really wasn't expecting it. Bravo my friend!!

Sav

H said...

I SOOOOO needed a good chuckle tonight. Thanks Brie, seriously. I had to call CPS and the cops today over an abuse case and it was absolutely awful and I needed to come home to something "light" and funny.

By the way, when I was growing up in FL we lived in the woods, and whenever I'd be playing out there (Yeah, I used to climb tress and build forts, etc) I'd always squat and pee too, usually in the afternonn. : ) So, you're not the only one chicka

Devon said...

Yucky times a trillion!

Joke time - read 'em and weep..or laugh whichever you prefer. Go read my blog my dear. You shall enjoy the latest post - I'm sure. :D

Laura said...

Were you scared? I would be scared.
shit, Hope you don't get your period today.

Laura said...

you said BLOODY hell. so does that mean you DO have your period?

Sarah said...

LOL! Haven't done THAT since I stopped drinking.

brie said...

ha ha L you are so freak nasty and I LOVES IT!!!

But no.

The World loves me a leeeettle more than that. No menstural flow for this chickie. Not yet anyway.

Gross. I'm feeling weird about all this...

tawny said...

THAT was funny...! I can just imagine your long legs now! Good thing us Brown girls have "strong" thighs! You are a brave girl...it may be bad now, but the house is going to be so perfect for you guys! Yeah!!

Brooke said...

OOOOPPPsssiiieeesss...You said a few swears! J/K. If I had to do that you wouldn't want to be around to hear me! That's nothin' girl. But, I would do it mostly in my head!! he, he, yeah right!