My bloody hell. What was I doing at 11 pm last night?
Oh, just peeing in a dark corner of my backyard by the shed.
I want my plumbing back NOW, dammit.
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16 comments:
LOL! Brie, you crack me up. I hope you get plumbing soon!
Nature woman! Rawr!
If I had any yard, I would go pee in it at night just to say "right on, sister!"
I hope you get plumbing very, very soon!
Ha well you know who to call if you get caught...naked...in public, showing your sugar tits!!! Come hang out and watch trashy tv with me....pleeeeeeeeease.
xoxoxoxox
Where did you move to?? I want to come see!
wow. you weren't kidding when you said little house on the prairie.
i hope your double wide gets hooked up to the neighbor's power lines soon!
Hilarious...I just about peed myself on that one. I really wasn't expecting it. Bravo my friend!!
Sav
I SOOOOO needed a good chuckle tonight. Thanks Brie, seriously. I had to call CPS and the cops today over an abuse case and it was absolutely awful and I needed to come home to something "light" and funny.
By the way, when I was growing up in FL we lived in the woods, and whenever I'd be playing out there (Yeah, I used to climb tress and build forts, etc) I'd always squat and pee too, usually in the afternonn. : ) So, you're not the only one chicka
Yucky times a trillion!
Joke time - read 'em and weep..or laugh whichever you prefer. Go read my blog my dear. You shall enjoy the latest post - I'm sure. :D
Were you scared? I would be scared.
shit, Hope you don't get your period today.
you said BLOODY hell. so does that mean you DO have your period?
LOL! Haven't done THAT since I stopped drinking.
ha ha L you are so freak nasty and I LOVES IT!!!
But no.
The World loves me a leeeettle more than that. No menstural flow for this chickie. Not yet anyway.
Gross. I'm feeling weird about all this...
THAT was funny...! I can just imagine your long legs now! Good thing us Brown girls have "strong" thighs! You are a brave girl...it may be bad now, but the house is going to be so perfect for you guys! Yeah!!
OOOOPPPsssiiieeesss...You said a few swears! J/K. If I had to do that you wouldn't want to be around to hear me! That's nothin' girl. But, I would do it mostly in my head!! he, he, yeah right!
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