Vocal Chords

Coworker: Hi Brie! How was your weekend?
Me: It- squeak squeak cough rumble crack – it was –
Coworker: What happened to your voice?!
Me: I lost – squeak squeak cough cough cough silence – lost it.
Coworker: Oh no! You sound terrible! Wait, can you breathe? You sound like you’re having a difficult time breathing.
Me: Yeah – asth – squeak squeak crack cough cough cough rumble – asthma.
Coworker: I’m so sorry. You sound terrible – like a generator! (Ha, ha.)
Me: :(
Coworker: You should go home.
Me: :)