The newest member of our family has arrived! Meet Mrs. Peterson. Isn’t she beautiful? I love to ride her, and oh, how she loves to be ridden! She’s chicly old-fashioned, and is the most glorious piece of metal I’ve ever laid eyes or hands or butt on. And don’t ask me why she’s married, or whom she’s married to. I do not know these things. I only know we are in love. She’s a bit naked, but I will be pimping her out this weekend with a basket and a bike horn. I’d also like to find tassels to hang from her handlebars, but is that too flashy? Will she come across as a slut? I’m not sure of these things!I must admit I’m having a really salacious time telling people I’m going out to “ride Mrs. Peterson.” But I’m weak for a sex joke. I can’t helps it. I’m also grateful to her because, rumor has it, she’ll be saving my lungs in dire need of exercise and strength. And if ya have to exercise, you might as well do it while pimped out in pink and hotness - at least, that’s what my grandma always used to say.
So, whaddya think? Isn’t she a beut?!
PS Her seat needs to be raised. I look a bit like an overgrown child on a midget pony. Not the image I was going for, exactly.
10 comments:
Goodness - what an attractive new member to the family. I quite approve. Know what else I approve of? Us hanging out! Geezzzz. I shall send you pic-a-tures of all sorts of fun things so look for it in your email - yo.
Loves ya!
P.S. I sent the email to the yahoo account.
you and mrs. peterson need to come to sunny st. george and ride with me and sheppie!
What a beautiful bike! I love her! I love Hello Kitty, and I'm fond of pink, so the combo of the two seems like a match made in heaven. I want a bike basket, I should really go get one!
hot stuff.
and that says a lot cause I dont even like pink
*I know I should repent of such a sin since I have a baby girl and all but I just don't love it*
It is great that you love pink. please post pic after you pimp your new hot ride!
Lookin' good on Mrs. Peterson! She definitely needs a basket though. A basket with flowers! That would be awesome.
Nice ride! Enjoy the almost spring freezing weather. :)
sweet ride miss brie! i lurvs it. all you have to do is hook caden up with one of those things in the back and let him come along for the ride! today was beautiful. sorry i had to bail on getting together. i hope you still did something fun! :)
I am so jealous! That is the coolest bike ever, Brie!
Shes beautiful.
I should tell you that while at the mall the other day I found a hello kitty guitar. It would have made you so happy :).
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