Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Sucksgiving

So I hope you all have a wonderful Sucksgiving.
Savor turkeys never! Save turkeys forever!

And I would proudly like to add that I’ll be eating this year. I mean, I’ll be eating ALL YEAR, but I specifically mean the suckfeast on Sucksgiving. And I expect all of you to too. Save yourself as you would save the turkeys. For you are just as good as them. Maybe better, because hopefully you don’t have that red creepy jiggly neck fat that they’ve got going on.

And that’s all I have to say. Have a fabulous weekend, my peeps. Not Fanny Pack and I certainly plan to.

[EDIT] I've just recieved a couple of concerned emails asking why me no likey the turkey day. And, like I've said before, nothing good ever happens on the day other than that I get to see family, which is cool, but I always get to see them anyway, haha, since most of them are in town. So I just don't like it very much. But I'm going to try reeeeaaaaaaal hard this year, okaysies?

12 comments:

Kyla said...

aww, why is it so sucky?

Kara said...

I hope your Thanksgiving is the best you've ever had!

Lisa said...

Today I saw a recipe for turkey broth that called for THE NECK OF A TURKEY. EWWWIE EWWWIE EWWWIE.

jana bananas said...

Aw, the poor turkeys. So sad.

jana bananas said...

And P.S.: 4:15!!!!!!!!!!

Jackie said...

Your Thanksgiving will be fiiiiiine, especially with JB! Can't wait to see you sugar tits!!!! xoxo

kristin said...

I hope that your Thanksgiving is a good one, Brie.

Take care.

love, kristin

Laur said...

I hate christmas if it makes you feel any better

Emily said...

Happy Thanksgiving Brie!

Brooke said...

Why wouldn't you hate THanksgiving? You don't really like to eat, right? Sorry, I probably should beat around the bush better (but you know me), but....huh. Any-hoo...Bill pulled the turkey out of the oven today and cut it and then took the two wing bones off and put them on his plate. They were giant buffalo wings. Most disgusting thing ever. I lost my appetite then and there.

H said...

I fell asleep for about 4 hours oh so unconveniently in the middle of OUR Thanksgiving meal. I got major head pain and got up and plopped myself onto the upstairs bed and actually fell asleep without drugs for, like, the first time in, uhhhhhh.....never? By the time I woke up it was 9 pm and everyone had left and everything was cleaned up. Now I feel so lame. But I truly couldn't help it. I felt so icky and, by the way, I absolutely hate Thanksgiving too....it's not always b/c of the food, it's b/c of always having to be around people and put on my smiley mask. Blech. I hate having to be all nice when I really feel like screaming and crying and beating my chest with my fists. : ( This year I'm at Kyndra's, so it's not so bad, but I still feel horrible about not helping out more cuz of my lamo headache....damn those things.

Zena said...

I love your blog...keep posting and I agree ...sucksgiving....how did it go??