Whitney

So I've been a wee bit lonely, no point in lying.
But.
In one week and counting, one of my besties, Whit, will be coming home to Utah!
Without her Red Robin doesn't taste as good, and I don't have anything to laugh at because no one drowns their salad in Ranch the way she does or unabashedly asks for 1/2 gallon of Ranch and fry sauce on the side...and somehow, she never ends up getting charged extra for it!
And there's not many people I'd feel comfortable sharing a pair of pants with - but she and I, we can snugly fit in a pair of 20W pants - at the same time, of course, praise the Lord!
And we love each other's boobies, but in a completely hetero way.
So in seven short days, my girl will be back!