Thursday, September 11, 2008

When a Hard A & a Soft A Make a World of Difference


Dear Ms. Dickinson,
Allow me to criticize you in simpler terms than you've ever yet yeard them:
a hole:

A-hole:

You are completely vile. And I can't stop watching your show. I am a weak, weak person. You are a creepy fifty-something that still poses in racey shoots for Maxim. You have old saggy woman boobeez. It's a good thing you don't live in Salem and were not alive in 1692. Otherwise you would so be snuffed out by now. I'm just saying.

Best wishes,

Brie

Her latest moronic quote:

On speaking about Tracy, one of her models who is beautiful and an incredibly small size 4:"Tracy's on thin ice as it is. I wish she were thin on thin ice, but she's not. She's just on thin ice.

You are such a gem, J. Way to be.

9 comments:

licketysplit said...

i totally know what you mean! that woman makes my skin crawl!

kristin said...

I've watched that show in the past and I totally agree with everything you said about her. I think she's totally evil.

Take care, Brie.

love, kristin

Laura said...

coincidence her name has the word DICK in it?

Tiptoe said...

I've watched the show. I don't agree with Janice's attitude and the way she behaves, but sadly, she does understand the modeling industry. I just wish she were more for change of it.

And please, I wish she would get off of Tracy's case. I think that statement she made that she knew she was not fat was a really good one for her since she did go through disordered eating.

jana bananas said...

I think I have just witnessed my first UNIBOOB!

Krista said...

I have to admit my stupidity in that it took me three times to read this post to finally figure out that the first picture was a hole and not a real "A HOLE". At first I was like oh no she didn't and then I was like there is no way that thing is a real butt hole it's way too big. Yes I am retarded.

Kathy with a K said...

I thought it was real too.

brie said...

I seriously wasn't even thinking about the butt hole thing. For ONCE, my mind wasn't in the gutter! How weird.

jana bananas said...

I'm still trying to figure out what that first picture is. What is that?! For the record, I did not think it was a um, butthole, but it is scary nonetheless!