And I hate my feet – well, my toenails specifically. They are uuu-gly. Most people have cute, narrow-looking toenails, but mine are all wide and squatty. And wide and squatty? Who wants that? Never mind I have an eating disorder, and therefore crave cute and narrow toes (or anything, really) – but anyone would, right? My feet look like they were spawned from Fred Flinstone. YABBA YABBA DOOOO!
Check out the animated gif below. My toes are the ones painted bronze, if the wide and squatty toenails don’t otherwise give it away. The other nasty looking feet belong to those of my niece. Stare at this video long enough, and you won’t be certain what you’re looking at. Feet? Or extra terrestrial biological entities? You tell me.
Seriously. Creepy.
Anagram of the day:My nasty feet have yes, ten fat toes on them!
18 comments:
Okay, that was bizarre and freakish. Thanks for sharing that lovely video right before I go to bed! At least you don't have a tumor toe growing on the side...that would really make it exremely odd. :)
My toe nails are like that, too. I think it's normal..? Well, if not, it should be! :)
you're such a dork.
:)
I think I am offended... your toes look a lot like mine. I am sure your feet are bigger since you are atleast 9 inches taller than me, but still.
I can say that I doo feel like they aren't quite as cute as others when they are all done up and prettyful.
your toes are only weird if you can pick things up with them... oh wait.. nevermind.
I too have ugly feet syndrome. Only mine are short, stubby, and fat.
LOL...my toes are more like yours Brie...so yea. My fingers too for that matter...but then again I hate my feet :P
Oh, I have AWFUL feet. But Mr/ Z has the worst feet EVER... Really, they are just so awful.
I think your feet are great, tho!
I fail to see the un-thinness in your feet and toes.
Your feet look like my sister's feet.
ha ha ha, feet are gross. Not YOUR feet in particular of course, just feet in general. On a positive note, I like your nail polish color! :) And yes, we should do dinner!
I hate my feet. My toes look like fingers, and I have big ugly bunions!
They're just feet! Apparently, those of us who don't have issues with feet are in the minority. Yeah, I have kind of sketchy toenails (only on my littlest toes, though), and feet and toes and such come in a variety of rather unchangeable shapes and proportions and such--but that's just how it works, I guess.
And as far as worrying about some part of my body being gross... let's just say that feet are not high on my list of concerns!
Hehehe, i'm with Abby. Feet are one of my last concerns. Thank you, shoes!
P.S.
I would love to read anything "from behind bars," but I think I would thoroughly enjoy a piece about care tech toilet flushing.I'm sure you could come up with something clever regarding the recording of BM's. Did you guys have the suggestion box during community meeting when you were there? That would be good for a laugh too.
I think you're hysterical and have skinny toes!
I can wave with my second toe!! :)
Aw, you're right. Why should I worry about my nasty feet when I've got my fat body to worry about?!
Brie, hush. You're not fat!
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