Thursday, August 6, 2009

I'm it.

Tag, I’m it. 10 Random questions about me.

1. Do you have Flinstone or Jetson toes? Both. Fat like Flinstone, long like Jetson. I’m serious. Ask my sisters. Just as some people have long bum cracks, I have long toes. I’m kind of ashamed.
2. What did you have for breakfast? I’m totally man-handling a granola bar as we speak, washed down with a Diet Pepsi.
3. Do you name things? If so, what is the name of your car? My car’s name is Stella. My cell phone is Francis. My bike is Mrs. Peterson. So yes. I name everything; I’m kind of freaky like that.
4. What do you want for Christmas? Hrrrm. I think I want Photoshop. Or maybe tidings of comfort and joy?
5. Favorite movie quote: currently, it is from Juno.
Store clerk: “That’s the third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is prego.”
Juno: “The plus sign looked more like a division symbol, so I remain unconvinced.”
Girl shopping: “It’s really easy to tell. Is your nipples real brown?”
God bless the writers, producers, and director of that movie - and Ellen Page herself - for providing me endless laughs and entertainment.
6. What are some of your phobias? Pee air, hair on soap, in the shower, in a hairbrush, or in the sink – even if it is my own. I’ll dry heave if I see it, I mean it. Also, wet/dirty hands and feet.
7. If you had to change your hair color, what would you change it to? Erm. I’d pry go darker, maybe straight black, or perhaps Addyson Montgomery red. Anything but blonde, really.
8. What is your dream job? Um, I wanna be a trophy wife.
9. What Hollywood star do you think is hot? Shia LaBeouf, Will Smith, and let’s be honest – Jillian Michaels.
10. Are you embarrassed that you have nothing better to do than fill out this survey?
Yes. Deeply.

I tag: everybody! I’m bored, do it so I can read it.


HAFC said...

Okay, I'll do it too......I woke up earlier than usual and don't have to work until later today (hooray!), so I finally have time to read and catch up on computer stuff.

First off, how in the world do you know what Flintstone and Jetson toes look like?

Second, I'm in love with that movie too......I laugh everytime I see it. Timothy is getting annoyed I think.

Third, hair is one of my #1 phobias too. But not my own....just other people's hair.

So, Timothy has photoshop and downloaded it onto my lap top. Maybe I can ask him if I can send it to you to download? He'd probably say yes. Then you'd have it BEFORE Christmas!!!!!

tawny said...

Okay that was so fun to read! How do you remember every funny movie quote in the world? ..your brain is super smart.

and what's up with washing it down with a diet pepsi?? didn't know you partook of the other evil. Just kidding.

Haven't seen ya in a while..Life's a slowin a bit. (actually maybe today at Thrillin :) xo

licketysplit said...

I must say, I was also surprised about the pepsi. Though it is my preferrence I thought you were quite devoted to Coke :)

Amber said...

I love Juno to. I love when he tells her her shirt is workin' real hard, when she is huge with child. Now I have to go watch that show again, haven't seen it for a few months. And a bit of sad news, Kath and Kim got cancelled. That was my all time favorite show, and it will not be returning next fall> Boo hoo!!

Telstaar said...

I'm running out the door to work, I had time for one blog to read before work, I choose yours :) You always make me smile (a lot)....

I was gonna say though, as much as I love you, I'm NOT going bald for you! I will however, wear a hair net and hold back your hair while you dry heave at seeing my hair wherever it shows up in the place.... isn't that the sign of a true friend?? :D

Love you!!!!

Standing in the Rain said...

hahah. love me some juno. seriously amazing movie.

Brooke said...

Amber, don't you hate when your favorite shows don't pull through? That sucks. But really, I could see Kath and Kim coming from a mile away. Soowwweeee.

Brie, I loved your Juno quote, probably one of my favorite also...actually that whole show is riddles with wonderful "one-liners."

And my celebrity is Ashton Kutcher... move over I come!! And I definitely agree with Jillian Michaels!

I loved reading your post. NOT BORING!

Kara said...

Diet PEPSI???!!!! You are a traitor to the Coke industry!! Coke is waaaaaaaaaaaay better than Pepsi. I hope you had a good reason for drinking a Diet Pepsi instead of a Diet Coke. ;)

bananas said...

I have seen your feet and toes. You do NOT have flinstone (fat/chunky) feet or toes, woman! You're such a freak!

ghost girl said...

ugh, hope you feel better soon!!
take care of you!

satisfiction said...

Oh my god, the pee-air phobia reminded me of your pee-air posts and I just laughed. Which I needed. Awesome.