Dirty Money

Every week, I have to write my sister a check for her nanny services while I go to work.

I don’t like writing checks. Giving up money isn’t fun.
...But you know what makes it more fun? Writing dirty reasons I’m writing the check on the “for” line.

Some all-time goodies:

For:
The boob job fund
Buzzin’ bees
Lube
A lap dance
Super jumbos – or a more conspicuous (but still always classic)
TAMPONS
Adult films
Smutty magazines
Flavored condoms

Any money is better than no money, even if it’s dirty money…right?
You might agree, but Amber sure doesn't!  (She says, cheerfully.)