tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post3830730729457028021..comments2023-10-31T04:07:31.317-06:00Comments on Blogxygen: Yakking Yesterdaybriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11495165592860741098noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-46110301608772933462010-01-08T15:14:09.828-07:002010-01-08T15:14:09.828-07:00Your sense of humor is awesome.
I hate puking to...Your sense of humor is awesome. <br /><br />I hate puking too. Hate it. Didnt keep me away from the vodka back in the day though did it?JennyMachttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14594526663480442855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-36600164210703390162010-01-08T10:23:54.421-07:002010-01-08T10:23:54.421-07:00I read about your vomit extravaganza while eating ...I read about your vomit extravaganza while eating my yogurt <-- lol I think I might yack now myself!! Hope you ok now!<br /><br />Because I'm a nurse in a nursing home, my job description unfortunately requires that I pour 4oz cups of various boost (sometimes Ensure- whatever) flavors and distribute them to 20 elderly people- twice in 8 hours!! The smell of all the Boost has made me yack more times then I can remember. Nobody at my job can imagine how much boost like products I was forced to gag down to save my life. All day long, Boost running down old ladies chins, making sticky faces & hands. I feel your Boost pain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-42921601919391016812010-01-08T07:09:45.855-07:002010-01-08T07:09:45.855-07:00Hey I've never posted before but have been rea...Hey I've never posted before but have been reading your blog for a while now. Sorry to hear you got sick. That really sucks. Anyway, I saw this joke and thought you would probably like it. So here's to hopefully bring a chuckle.<br />girls night out<br /><br />Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....<br /><br />If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.<br /><br />The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'<br /><br />Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.<br /><br />Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.<br /><br />Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.<br /><br />I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.<br /><br />Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!<br /><br />The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.<br /><br />Whew, I got away with that one!<br /><br />Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'<br /><br />When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh f***.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.Brittanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15041135067142731535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-79475780866268646572010-01-07T23:41:09.388-07:002010-01-07T23:41:09.388-07:00ah, what a crappy day. :( that sucks.
i throw up...ah, what a crappy day. :( that sucks. <br /><br />i throw up all the time, and i hate it! i used to make myself throw up a lot, and so i think i ruined myself for life, because now any little thing makes me unintentionally puke. <br /><br />i'm glad your body let you wait until you got home. that was a little plus.<br /><br />also, i too was wondering what going #3 was, and now i know. :)wendyorozcohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06730051336218615529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-57984977453019396092010-01-07T22:45:39.260-07:002010-01-07T22:45:39.260-07:00There is nothing worse than already feeling pukey ...There is nothing worse than already feeling pukey and then riding in the car. I get majorly motion sick, so I bet the car rides didn't help one bit. <br /><br />Sorry, I haven't commented much on your blog lately, my holidays haven't been so hot. <br /><br />I do want to say that I love you and your blog and you keep me going. Thanks.Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02777608805308517582noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-32349870645414802032010-01-07T22:40:17.420-07:002010-01-07T22:40:17.420-07:00Oh man, I know you need the nutrition...but I cant...Oh man, I know you need the nutrition...but I cant imagine how it must feel to get so sick [after so much build up] only to be told you have to 'make it up'! <br />I am sorry!! I hope you are feeling better today. Poor chica!Alexandra Risinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06037472220915433875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-55505526522648071552010-01-07T22:14:27.542-07:002010-01-07T22:14:27.542-07:00Throw-up? Puke? Up-chuck? Toss your cookies? Lose ...Throw-up? Puke? Up-chuck? Toss your cookies? Lose your lunch? Vomit? Purge? Spew? Regurgitate? <br /><br />Nope. Never done any of those.Kristahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17468891212832471958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-67118664767104020912010-01-07T21:59:46.456-07:002010-01-07T21:59:46.456-07:00Oh my... we could totally MFEO... definitely feel ...Oh my... we could totally MFEO... definitely feel the same way you do! I NEVER had a prob with bulimia for the exact same reason... cou'dnt stand to puke. So sorry you were sick last night! icky! I share your dislike! Hope you feel better!Sheyennewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12287255200682264860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-50053874738720204432010-01-07T21:09:12.707-07:002010-01-07T21:09:12.707-07:00I used to cry when I threw up.
Like full on... tea...I used to cry when I threw up.<br />Like full on... tears, loud sobbing sounds... "DADDY!" Begging for help.<br />I was eighteen and throwing up out the side of my friends car, handing her my phone and telling her to call my dad. I was scared gutless. :D<br />I was thought... If I don't stop puking... will I puke my stomach and intestines and insides out?<br />I stopped crying when puking... mmmm wait. Sometimes I still do.<br />It's awful and I do it as least often as possible.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-15846448226557338632010-01-07T18:45:39.955-07:002010-01-07T18:45:39.955-07:00You have now thoroughly succeeded in making me sic...You have now thoroughly succeeded in making me sick.Heather Lindquisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03995439065551579432noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-48231670575729511542010-01-07T17:14:09.708-07:002010-01-07T17:14:09.708-07:00Ok I have totally never heard of a #3 body fluid, ...Ok I have totally never heard of a #3 body fluid, you have given me my educational moment for the day.<br /><br />I'm sorry yesterday was so vomitous! I totally hate throwing up too. I can only remember doing it a handful of times (never on purpose) in recent history, but have a major aversion to whatever food I happen to puke up for YEARS afterwards. <br /><br />I hope you're feeling better today! Sorry you gotta get Boosted, but remember that throwing up not ONLY steals energy from your cells but also wacks out their balance of electrolytes and all that other stuff that keeps you system revving correctly. <br /><br />Glad you got through the guitar lesson, though!Cammyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18181004571609998125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-45969226724278960762010-01-07T15:26:51.734-07:002010-01-07T15:26:51.734-07:00Yeesh- I was nauseous all day yesterday, too. For...Yeesh- I was nauseous all day yesterday, too. Forced myself to keep it down bc I am also one of those that HATES vomit. Lol wrote about it in my blog and everything. We must be twins *gasp*<br /><br />Glad you're feeling better :)Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03387938803849827842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-38710830526484608712010-01-07T14:51:41.823-07:002010-01-07T14:51:41.823-07:00Oh noooooo! Pukage is no funsies at all- I agree, ...Oh noooooo! Pukage is no funsies at all- I agree, I have a mild phobia of it in fact! I hope you feel better...and I hope the Boost you had to make it up with was at least tasty (well...as tasty as Boost can be.)<br />And haha going #3! Good one, Brie!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-79213603544889909902010-01-07T14:51:37.744-07:002010-01-07T14:51:37.744-07:00Hey!
I hate puking as well, and today is the FIRS...Hey! <br />I hate puking as well, and today is the FIRST day I am STOPPING. Officially. It was a new years resolution to not do it at all, but it's harder than I thought.. =[ <br />I've "slowly stopped" this week, but I still did it every day... ugh.<br />i am done though.Kels Annehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18212112424786752006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-77990382523051319612010-01-07T14:47:47.688-07:002010-01-07T14:47:47.688-07:00Kim!! Ahahahaha, NO I DID NOT mean masturbating b...Kim!! Ahahahaha, NO I DID NOT mean masturbating by #3. In my family, that's what we call diarrhea!!!!briehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11495165592860741098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-29382508281468617602010-01-07T12:38:07.080-07:002010-01-07T12:38:07.080-07:00I'm behind on the lingo, but I have no idea wh...I'm behind on the lingo, but I have no idea what going #3 means. I didn't want to seem unhip so I googled it and the urban dictionary says going #3 means masturbating. I'm pretty sure that's not what you were talking about (and I definitely know your mom wouldn't be talking about that), so now I have to ask. What is it?!?!Kimberly Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05789292202669248851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-3087058944347924492010-01-07T12:35:08.179-07:002010-01-07T12:35:08.179-07:00Okay...I think I'm just a mayjah idiot...but w...Okay...I think I'm just a mayjah idiot...but what on earth is #3? Is there something that I'm missing...sad face<br /><br />Brie we should jam sometime on our sweet guitars. We'll make Alana come, tooShawnee - Sassy in Sweatpantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05541480764337056661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-45305544949054554502010-01-07T12:33:12.363-07:002010-01-07T12:33:12.363-07:00Good job on holding off the pukes 'til the end...Good job on holding off the pukes 'til the end of the day! I hope you felt better afterward.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-52726448855114595992010-01-07T11:30:20.184-07:002010-01-07T11:30:20.184-07:00yeah, i totally feel fine today - the anxiety is a...yeah, i totally feel fine today - the anxiety is at bay enough that i don't have any, er, intestinal disturbances.<br /><br />and THANKFULLY i was okay during my guitar lesson! a bit shaky and jittery, but i think i was distracted enough that all was bueno. :)briehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11495165592860741098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-7469197035965433882010-01-07T10:48:05.601-07:002010-01-07T10:48:05.601-07:00*shudder* i have serious barf-phobia. i mean, i ne...*shudder* i have serious barf-phobia. i mean, i never <i>liked</i> vomiting, but after puking my guts out for half of my pregnancy, i gained a whole new hatred/fear of the Upchuck. your first paragraph totally gave me a flashback.<br /><br />sorry you puked. and sorry you have to drink boost. :( and i hope there is no more barfing for you.t.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08895243618550344908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-37632329707419755612010-01-07T10:25:52.437-07:002010-01-07T10:25:52.437-07:00I'm a non puker too. ED tried once after I had...I'm a non puker too. ED tried once after I had a 1/2 a banana but I drove around a while and was ok. Well I'm not ok haven't been in a while but i didn't puke. Last puke was fritos and cherry slurrpy like 7 year's ago. Talk about a colorfull experience.<br /><br />Drink the boost you need it and it will help you. And eat some saltines they help.Eating With Othershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07885274679677042833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-89046106940481797212010-01-07T10:23:38.641-07:002010-01-07T10:23:38.641-07:00Ugh, that sounds absolutely horrible!
I too utter...Ugh, that sounds absolutely horrible!<br /><br />I too utterly despise puking, and not just my own puking either. The sound/smell/sight of someone else throwing up is enough to put me off food for a good day or two. If I have to endure all three there is a fairly high chance that I will join them in the puking. So yes, I definitely blame the girl in the exam room next to you for starting your day of suckage.<br /><br />Please tell me this all happened AFTER your guitar lessons. Please say you managed to still have that happiness yesterday.<br /><br />I hope today is better for you!Maevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03809093475778397477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-90243079622778873182010-01-07T10:19:35.646-07:002010-01-07T10:19:35.646-07:00glad you did not lose it on your Psych Doc. That w...glad you did not lose it on your Psych Doc. That would have been awkward.<br />Puking is the worst.lisalisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03506556513672749033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-9496618996553093052010-01-07T09:48:54.384-07:002010-01-07T09:48:54.384-07:00yep - i honestly don't throw up that easy, but...yep - i honestly don't throw up that easy, but my anxiety totally seems to be winning the puking battle(s) lately.<br /><br />i think i threw up at home because my body finally knew it was a "safe" place to vomit!briehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11495165592860741098noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6957758174408171291.post-17106580112928925212010-01-07T09:44:59.686-07:002010-01-07T09:44:59.686-07:00Hey;, you are more related than you thought! Your...Hey;, you are more related than you thought! Your papa was telling me a few days ago that he had not puked in over 30 years!!!Obviously he hates it too and probably has some control issues too, but I am glad for you that you inherited his psyche. Where would you be now if you liked it?<br />Remember that big spagetti sized nerve runs from your brain to your gut and so that is why if you are very anxious, it can all get transferred down to #3 or "the other". Had it happen to me when I let Misty date and she got lost in the mtns in the winter and I had never even told her Dad! And then Canyon Patrol got called and I had to tell him. Major sickage for Me! But, as they say, I learned for myself and some value in that!Pennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00665278537280973818noreply@blogger.com